Sunday, August 10, 2008

Hot Mexican Whodunnit?

Buenos Tardes Readers, the Hot Mexican Love crew needs your help! This past weekend, at the HMLC 2008 Fiesta, there was an accident involving alcohol and hard-wood floors. No blood was spilled, but there was another type of fluid with quite a pungent aroma spread out across the living room leading to the bathroom. And it was up to Beanrobot to clean up the mess. (Oliver the dog tried to help, but the result of that would have been even more of a mess).

Now even though there were a large number of people in attendance, there were no eye-witnesses. A familiar story was one of people laughing and cavorting one moment, and the next they were stopped cold by an absolutely disgusting smell, followed by a glance to the center of the living room floor which was no longer dry.

The most detailed account we have was from one fire-haired attendee standing adjacent to the living room. She said "I noticed a friendly-looking guy sitting in a chair, turned away to a conversation and then heard a sound similar to a bucket of water being tossed out. When I turned back around, the friendly-looking guy appeared as if he was heading to the bathroom and there was vomit all over the floor."

When further questions were asked about who it was, the reply was "I don't know his name, but he's really friendly. He was wearing a dark shirt. He's a friend of Albert"

EVERYBODY is a friend of Albert!

Mind you this was in no way an accusation of somebody making a party foul (the person was not caught in the act of regurgitation), but it is the best lead we have. This event did not in any way spoil the party, but the mystery of who it was DID become a hot topic. If you were in attendance of our alcohol-filled celebration, and you have any leads or info. that can help solve our 2008 mystery, please contact us here in the comments section. Pertinent information will be rewarded... 



...with love.

5 comments:

Albert said...

Whoever did it had eaten burritos. That is my clue.

h2obemo said...

Mmmmm... hot mexican love vomit...

Albert said...

Today, some 1 1/2 weeks after the party, Sandra noticed some splattery residue on the living room and master-bedroom floors. She pinned the blame on Oliver (peeing), but we then realized that it was, you guessed, hidden throwup splatter that only revealed itself in the light. Thank you, throwup person!!

Louie del Carmen said...

Ok. My conscience won't let me keep this in anymore. I know who did it. I saw the whole thing.

It was John Fountain re-enacting that scene in "Don't Drink the Water". Notice how he and Leigh exited the premises quite expeditiously around the 10 o'clock hour...

I feel better now...

Albert said...

I've suspected Ira this whole time, but now I know the truth. Thank you, Louie!